The Lance: School Year 1961 1962

MODEL PARLIAMENT

LANCER-LONDON

CLASH

Watch for “dark-horse
party” during campaign for
election of Model Parliament.
Elections will be held next
Friday.

Details about bus excursion
to Western, March 3, for
Western - Lancer basketball
clash will be announced in the
Lance next week. Make plans
to ride now!

Assumption University of Windsor

February 2, 1962

Volume XXXIV, No. 12

LANCERS SPLIT ROAD SERIES

Beware Of Bubble Machine , or. Pizza Wagon Rides Again

TICKET RASH “-~-

ANGERS PARKERS

Park In Lots
Ansiver Police

Students who have been victim
to the recent plague of parking
tickets around the University’s ad¬
joining by ways are asked to take
note that the big black car with the
little red bubble (the Windsor Po¬
lice Dept.) will continue its pocket-
pinching barrage against the “law¬
breakers” in response to complaints
from a number of residents living
in this vicinty.

According to Staff Sgt. Duncan
of the Police Dept., bylaw 2079 -
to Regulate Traffic within the City
of Windsor, Section 33a, states:
“No vehicle shall be parked on a
street at any one time for a period
in excess of six hours.”

* * * * *

Rev. E. C. LeBel, principal, in
a letter released by the Develop¬
ment Office, has denied rumours
that the University have re¬
quested police to ticket cars
parked on adjacent streets to
force faculty, staff and students
to use the University parking lot.

According to the letter, the
complaints from neighbours give
police no choice but to enforce the
law which prohibits parking on
any street for more than six
hours.

* * * * *

“Ordinarily,” said Sgt. Duncan,
“this law is not strongly enforced.
However, the residents have a
just cause to complain and we
would like to keep the students
from parking all day on Patricia
Rd., if possible. We won’t bother
those cars parked on Huron Line
between Wyandotte and Univer¬
sity or those on University Ave.
between Huron Line and Patricia
Rd.” The department hands out
from eight to 10 tickets a day on
Patricia Rd. alone.

The University has made it clear
that there is ample parking space in
the parking lots under the Ambas¬
sador Bridge along Huron Line and
for one thin dime (10c) a student
may, if he wishes, leave his car
there all day, all week, or even all
winter. This is noteworthy altern¬
ative for students with cars who are
planning to remain on campus be¬
yond the six hour parking limit.

Ski Party
Sunday

All are welcome to join in an
afternoon of skiing, skating, and
tobogganing at Mt. Brighton,
Michigan, on Sunday, February
11th. The bus fare will cost $1.00
plus $5.00 for skis which will be
fitted any time before February 11th
at Sportland on Chatham street in
downtown Windsor. Those who
wish to skate — bring your skates,
and a small fee for toboggans will
be charged. All wishing to go please
contact Kathy Gilbert, or any
W.A.C. member as soon as possible.

TEN MINUTE RUSH — It’s a mad break to the
street, a bit of hard rubbing and back to class again
for students with cars parked along Patricia Road.

Above, a group of unidentified students remove in¬
criminating evidence from the tires of their cars
parked in front of Dillon Hall.

SPRING FANTASY
COMING SOON

Neiv Members
Sought

By The Music Department

The Music and Chorale Society
of Assumption University is now
beginning preparation for its pre¬
sentation of the student’s annual
Spring Concert to be held on or
about April 1st.

In the past we have found an in¬
creasing interest has been given to
this phase of extracurricular acti-
ities. The Christmas Phantasy in
which the society took a part was
indeed satisfactory and the warm
commendations received were en¬
couraging.

We feel however, that there are
many students on campus who, ex¬
cept for heavy academic schedules,
would be happy to join us an ac¬
tively participate in this student-
produced program. It may surprise
you to know that we require only
about one hour of your time each
week and that this hour we may
boldly venture to say is one that
you will find thoroughly enjoyable
as well as profitable.

Our common factor exists in the
mere fact that we all enjoy good
music and realize that the produc¬
tion of good music comes first from
the heart. Whether you play an in¬
strument or enjoy singing good
music we would be most happy to
have you with us and you in turn,
will find this activity a most satisfy¬
ing one. Do not think about it too
long, act now! The Spring Concert
is less than 10 weeks away. By
dropping into the Music Depart¬
ment on 343 Sunset Rd. and giving
your name, you may become a mem¬
ber of Assumption’s Choral group.

Council Demands Repeal
Of “Student Dress ” Rule

The Student Administrative-^
Council in a motion passed unan¬
imously has made a strong appeal
to the House Rules committee to
revoke a “bylaw” of the University
Centre which states that all men
must wear suitcoats or sportcoats
during the dinner hour. Girls must
wear a shirt and blouse if they wish
to be served.

The object of the rule was to re¬
quest appropriate dressing from all
students, but, according to Paul
Mitchell, director of university af¬
fairs, a mockery has been made of
this rule. He charged that students
were attending dinner in blue jeans
and T-shirt — with a sports coat.

He also claimed an injustice was
being made when day students, who
remain at school for supper, can¬
not eat in the main cafeteria unless
they are dressed according to the
rules.

It was the decision of the
Council that the rule should be
repealed and that* all students, as
long as they are neatly attired,
should be permitted to eat in the
cafeteria.

Bob Sperandio, director of social
affairs, and Oscar Bourg, freshman
representative on Council, both
boarders at the University, sup¬
ported Mr. Mitchell’s charges.

The Council has recognized the
general discontent amongst the stu¬
dents with the respect to present
conditions and has done everything
in its power to force a change in
rules. The appeal will be brought
before the House Rules Committee
of the centre at their next meeting.

WUSC ANNOUNCES
SEMINAR CHOICE

The World University Service
Council has announced that it has
chosen Paul Kennedy, third year
Arts, as Assumption’s representa¬
tive to the W.U.S.C. Seminar in
Poland this summer. Students from
almost every university in Canada
will embark from Montreal at the
end of June to spend five weeks at
the University of Poznan and the
University of Uroclaw.

Because group discussion is the
mode of conduct for this seminar
— this year entitled “Culture
Among Nations” the participants
must individually prepare a pro¬
ject paper to be given at the
seminar and also master French
and acquire an understanding of
Polish.

When the seminar ends on
August 12th the students are free
to remain abroad, at their own ex¬
pense and to tour the rest of
Europe. An invitation has even
been extended to them to tour the
other Soviet satellite countries.

NIP McMASIER,

EDGED BY BLUES

by trev

Two redhot teams, poor team
play and a multitude of fouls, com¬
bined last weekend to provide the
Lancers with the worst two con¬
secutive games they have played in
Intercollegiate competition this sea¬
son.

In the Friday night game the
Assumption squad was extremely
foftunate to edge past a vastly un¬
derrated McMaster team 73-66. The
hitherto “lossless Lancers” were up¬
set on Saturday by another suo-
posedly “weak” five, the U of T
Varsity blues, who squeaked by the
league leaders 68-67.

After the fired-up Varsity squad
sunk their first basket the pattern
for the game was established. From
then on the Lancers were never able
to pull ahead more than four poin*
although they never trailed by m>
than eight.

Undoubtedly the biggest 1
to Lancer aspirations came i
Bernie Friesmuth, the least y
lzed player the night I,
fouled out. Bernie, (the vie'
several wierd calls), sat
with more than nine min "
in the first half. Alters,
personal fouls were caliJ
first half, while only eig
handed out in the second.

Hank Biasetti’s “pressiLi^^^—
defence, which has wq-
against other clubs, fir
ably in the tiny Har|

Despite the almost su
forts of Bob Horvatl
the Blues cracked the
ally, and at the mid-gar
38 to 34.

In the second half tiU
came roaring back and foi . ,
while looked like they were going
to leave Varsity in their dust, but
Toronto hooped two quick baskets
taking the lead again by one point.
From that point on was a tight bat¬
tle between the two clubs with the
Blues ahead most of the time.

During the last thirty seconds
of play Varsity never had a shot
on the Assumption basket while
the Lancers missed three at¬
tempts, including an easy lay-up.
The last opportunity to pull ahead
came with just three seconds lef 4 -
on the clock. A jump-ball was
called for in the shadow of the
Toronto basket but Varsity won
the ball and cleared it down the
court to cinch their victory.

Bob Moore sparkled in defe
scoring 24 points and pulling do^

21 rebounds to lead both teams
both departments. McElroy v
high man for Varsity with
points. Ron Graham and Bob F
vath contributed 15 and 8 point
a losing cause.

ANN BOOTH ELECT!
ONTARIO PRESIDE!

Ann Booth, was elected O
regional president at the ;
Canadian University Liberal
ation convention in Ottaw
weekend.

The duties of an Ontar
gional president include tl
ting on the national ex
body.

Fourteen delegates from
tion attended the delegat
second largest representat
passed only by the Univ
Waterloo. This was th<
group ever to represent A:
at a national convention.

Page Two

“THE LANCE”

February 2, 1962

SAUCE

The Lance Is published weekly by and for the students of Assumption
University of Windsor (Ontario). Press Office Is located In the south wing
of the Administration Building, 400 Huron Line. Subscription rates are
$1.00 a year.

Entered as second class mall at the Post Office of Canada, the Lance Is
a member of the Associated Collegiate Press. Editorial opinions are those
expressed by the student writer and do not necessarily express the views
of the University.

Editor-in-chief.Jerry Hames

Faculty Moderator.Rev. J. Murray, C.S.B.

Technical Advisor, Advertising.Mrs. Charlotte Perry, M.A.

News Editors .Lorraine Hegland, Brian Nolan

Features Editor.Margaret Butcher

Sports Editors..Mary Angela Marr, Trev Collier

Inter-University News Editor....Glen Dale

Assisting With This Issue..Tom Graves, Jim Drouillard,

Alex Pavlini, Paul Kennedy, Ed Wakulich, Jerry Moran,
C.Ss.R., George Fraser, Bill Everitt, Kathleen Hartford.

Editorial

Dissention Cracks
Cheerleading Ranks

Ban Cha-Cha Cheer!

In the past two months dissention has split the ranks of an organiza¬
tion which, must be a unified, congenial structure for the benefit of the
student body. Differences have occurred between members of the cheer¬
leading squad which has led to the resignation of one member and the
election of a new captain of the squad late last month.

The cause of such strife may have originated because of lack of super¬
vision of the organization by a higher authority or through weak execu¬
tive action by the cheerleaders themselves. We prefer to think it was
the former.

The action of the cheerleading squad to December were commend¬
able. The student pep rally was thoroughly organized despite the lack
of attendance by the student body. The cheers were of college type and
capable of being performed before large audiences of sports fans.

Then the group ran into trouble. If it is a feeling that their group
should run as any other club on campus that was the cause of dissention,
the Athletic Department should set this straight. It is time someone
stepped in and supervised cheerleading activities and took responsibility
for the selection of new members.

The Athletic Department should accept this task. It is their duty to
see that cheerleading operations run smoothly, for, if the cheerleaders
go, part of the team goes — and who can win with part of a team?

The Athletic Department supplied the squad with money for new
uniforms two years ago. When boys joined the cheerleading role last
vear they shelled out again for uniforms. They pay all expenses for
oad games, and yet they have not taken an active interest to see such
group runs orderly.

’iew clique has stepped into the limelight among the cheerleaders.
/ have refused to recognize the work done by others in the past to
:e the squad a “uniform” uniformed group, and instead, have become
pporters of high school, novelty cheers such as the “Cha-Cha Cheer”
ked up at the one-day cheerleaders training program at Assumption
b School last month.

"vt Locan, University of Michigan coach, who conducted the
leg exhibited this cheer. But he also mentioned what is clearly
wi.n his book: the Cha-Cha Cheer is strictly a high-school stunt
2% for pep rallies or before small audiences. It is not adaptable
teuniversity game whose large audiences demand big motions and
dst a wiggle and shake from cheerleaders posteriors. It does not
mention the school name in its “sing-song chant.”

;’s hope the Athletic Department or its representatives step in to
c -ordinate cheering activities, select leaders from those candidates trying
out for the squad, and use their sound judgement to select cheers which
truly show the intellect of this university.

What Did They
Return Home For?

One of the great disappointments of 1962 expressed by several alumni
and all students was the lack of student-alumni programming. Also in¬
dicated by some of those who returned home was a lack of alumni-
alumni events, to be sponsored by the student body (not those f-l-o-w-i-n-g
parties as those planned by the Alumni Association in the ballroom of
the Student Centre Saturday night).

Student planning was left in the hands of the Men’s Athletic Depart¬
ment this year, which as the SAC realizes now, was partially a mistake.
They were asked by SAC to sponsor Homecoming activities because of
funds they possessed that were available for such use. Outside of making
arrangements for a student-student hockey match, a student-alumni
bowling game (at a location miles from campus), and a dance following
the Lancer-Queen’s basketball contest, they left an empty schedule.

Efforts by SAC at the last minute to add to activities with a skating
party on campus Saturday afternoon and a dance at the Centre with free
admission met with failure because of the late announcement.

The SAC have passed a resolution to call upon the Alumni Associ¬
ation’s co-operation for combined planning to make a more complete and
non-conflicting schedule at Homecoming next year. They have also
called for (and are prepared to plan) a more balanced program with
more student activities.

Letters To The Editor

Mourns CCF Death,
Hits New Dem Platform

Dear Sir:

The passing of the CCF Party
this past summer leaves a vacuum
in Canadian politics that will be dif¬
ficult to fill. The New Democratic
Party that supposedly replaced the
CCF is a conglomeration of polit¬
ical beliefs, ranging from the far
right to the extreme left.

It has no central theme, lacks a
specific platform, and is void of
originality. In short, it is a vehicle
attempting to fulfill the political
ambitions of a few eager souls
searching for power, not for any
definite purpose, but simply for the
sake of power itself.

By forcing the death of the CCF,
the NDP attempted to bring in a
party composed of a true cosmopol¬
itan picture of Canada. This was
to be the party of the farmer, of the
businessman, the labourer, the in¬
tellectual, the white collar worker,
and the old age pensioner.

But in fact what resulted was a
party composed of disgruntled Con¬
servatives, dispirited Liberals, and
ban-the-bombers. The CCF-ers
were forced into the background,
told that they were too idealistic,
and that their policies were not with
the times. In its place they sub¬
stituted ridiculous statements such
as the immediate establishment of a
Guaranteed Employment Act which
promises a job to every one who
wants one, but they failed to men¬
tion how this policy would be car¬
ried out.

Perhaps the CCF was a bit ideal¬
istic, but without idealism in politi¬
cal activity, a great void is created.
If we have nothing to aim for then
we have nothing to work for. Ideal¬
ism is what this country needs, and
the only party that was supplying
this was the CCF. It alone had the
courage to stand up to the prin¬
ciples that it believed in, and it alone
of all the political parties that this

CUP Names
New Editor

Roger McAfee, editor-in-chief of
the Ubyssey, the University of
British Columbia varsity paper, has
been elected national president of
Canadian University Press.

The announcement follows the
naming of the Ubyssey as the best
university, newspaper in Canadian
University Press competition. As¬
sumption University is not a mem¬
ber of CUP.

The Ryersonian, student of
publication of Toronto’s Ryerson
Institute of Technology, has pro¬
tested what it calls “the confusion
in the selection of winners for the
Southam Trophy.” In a letter to
all members of CUP it asks sup¬
port for a referendum which
would nullify the results of this
year’s Southam competition.

The Ryersonian and the Univer¬
sity of Alberta’s Gateway tied for
second place in the judging.

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Calendar

The University Centre Staff is
now preparing the Student Ac¬
tivities Calendar for March and
April. We would appreciate ac¬
curate information concerning
any activities you are planning
for that period by Friday, Febru¬
ary 2, 1962. Such information as:
Name of the activity
Date and time
Place

Approximate number of people
Herbert Wilshire
Director, University Centre

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country had was the party that in¬
fluenced the policies of the others.
Without the CCF, much of our
social legislation would never have
been passed.

The Liberals of course claim the
credit for introducing these prin¬
ciples of social welfare into legisla¬
tion; but it was the idealism of the
CCF that encouraged the Liberals
to redesign their platform and in¬
troduce such acts. The Conserva
tives in the past few years have
swung from the extreme rightism of
George Drew to the moderatism
that they display today under John
Diefenbaker. This too was due to
awareness of the social problems
that Canadians now have, an aware¬
ness caused by the idealism of the
CCF.

I am not a believer of all CCF
policies, but on the same hand, I
realize that many of these policies
have great merit. I am, or like to
call myself liberal, a liberal with the
small. T since these days seem to
be the days of small “c” and small
“1.” But if the NDP is going to call
itself “liberal,” in the tradition of
small “1,” then I shall have to find
a new term for myself. Perhaps it
will be small “c” in the tradition of
ccf.

Luke Proto.

Bus Damage
Costs $1200

McGill Students Executive Coun¬
cil paid $1170 for two damage
claims involved with the November
18 McGill-Queen’s game at Kings¬
ton. Seven hundred dollars went to
the C.N.R. for passenger car dam¬
age and $470 to Kingston Coach
Co. for damaged upholstery to three
buses carrying students to the train.

Precautionary measures against
any future damage bills are being
discussed by the S.E.C.

STUDENTS TO JUDGE
PROFS?

In an open letter to Dr. James A.
Cory, principal of Queen’s Uni¬
versity, the Queen’s Journal have
proposed that students should con¬
sult with the university administra¬
tion and give their assessment of
professors.

A second proposal in the front¬
page editorial asked the Queen’s
administration to consider having
three terms in every year, so that
students and staff could stagger
their vacations and keep the uni¬
versity’s facilities in use all year.

Liberals Cited
For 66 Bufoonerv 99

BULLETIN — A model Lib¬
eral Parliament at the University
of Toronto has abolished religion
is in religious education in the
province’s public schools. It de¬
cided the province will return to
the principle of nondenominational
public schools.

The Model Parliament Liberal
government at the University oh
Toronto began session last week
by abolishing religious education in
Ontario public schools.

On the lighter side, the Liberals
appointed Conservative George
Hees a member of the Physical
Education Council to teach children
under five how to ride a tricycle.
Legislation was introduced to allow
sale of the controversial “Topic of
Cancer” in Canada. John Diefen¬
baker was labelled a man destined
to cut ribbons and float toy battle¬
ships, rather than lead Canada. The
fallout shelter at the Prime Min¬
ister’s residence in Ottawa was
found to be a still to pasteurize milk.

All this was humorous sidelight
legislation put forth prior to debate
on the Speech from the Throne.

Guest speaker at the opening
session was Hon. Roland Mich-
ener speaker of the House of
Commons. He described the
gathering as a “very model parlia¬
ment.”

A bill to create a National Econ¬
omic Council was passed only after
a vote recount. The bill calls for an
Advisory Council to “regulate in¬
vestment and economic growth in
the National interest.” New Demo¬
crats termed it “tinkering, not econ¬
omic planning,” while Tories called
it “a permanent un-Royal Com¬
mission with teeth.”

The Liberal government also
established an “Agency for Peace”
to study the effectiveness of
Canada’s defense system and the
possibility of controlled disarm¬
ament.

One editorial writer in U. of T.’s
Varsity criticized the “buffoonery”
of the parliament stating, “If stu¬
dents wish to see the insanity at
Ottawa ended, then part of the cure
lies in a comprehensible and sane
Model Parliament programme.”

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“THE LANCE”

Page Three

From The Pleasure Dome

By ALEX PAVLINI

As a sportscar owner, I have watched, on many occasions, the frantic,
decorum shattering attempts of women in various attire, to maintain
ladylike dignity as they fold up like a genuine barlow knife and set them¬
selves in my car.

A sportscar, I like to think, separates the unitiated from the refined.
In days of yore, a lady was known by the way she sat on a horse . . . .
.... among other things, but grandmother had no idea how lucky she
was in comparison. The language of the fan, swirling of gowns grace¬
fully, peeking coquettishly from beneath a parasol, all these signs of
former gentility, pale beside the pressure her contemporary must endure
with the advent of the compact car.

To begin, there is a right and wrong way. To simply take a running
leap at the two seater, while it may achieve the goal, is not the right
and proper manner, and is to be frowned upon as being most unladylike.

Many people feel that, inasmuch as it is a sportscar, the devil may care
attitude is to be adopted. However, I should like to think that we are
ladies and gentlemen, whatever the mode of conveyance.

One must approach the automobile unflinchingly, with an almost blase

attitude.therefore, such remarks as, “Oh, how is big old me

going to get into that tiny thing?” or, “Isn’t that a cute, little bug?” are
to be studiously avoided.

By the way, on some sportcars, it’s difficult to determine which way
the door opens, so I would suggest standing well behind the gentleman
to avoid a crack in the shin. By this time, however, many women are

so rattled that they just fall into the car, trusting to luck.for

shame. The last time I encountered this approach to the problem, it
took an hour and a half to disengage a high heel from between the
transmission tunnel and the handbrake. Another favourite gambit among
novices is to employ the above mentioned method and add something
like, “Golly, I slipped,” which comes off rather badly with one who has
driven a sportscar for any length of time.

The correct procedure, approved and tested by countless owners is
relatively simple: grasp the top of the open door with the right hand,
and with the left, reach into the car and place it on the back of the seat
you plan to sit in. Now then, contrary to regular car procedure, it is
the head which enters first. With your two hands thus placed, lift
yourself slightly so that both feet are off the ground and propel your¬
self inward and upward, and while your body is in a relatively free

fall, twist smartly to the right . . . from the hip please,.

which will place you directly in line with the seat and you will drop
neatly into it ... . after practice .... don’t be disappointed if you
ricochet from side to side the first few times.

Practice, and soon you will gain the necessary confidence and special
judgement necessary for proper sportscar seating. Let me warn you at
this point, that some people will suggest other systems, but then, they
always do.

Once in the car, the next question is, of course, how to get out? This
is not as easy I’m afraid and if it’s possible to arrange dates around

drive-in movies and restaurants, so much the better.however,

you must emerge sooner or later, mustn’t you? How to do this with as

much grace and ease as when you entered???.“Ladies, it’s

impossible.”

SAC TRACK by Bill Everitt

In My Little Comer
Of The World

By PAUL KENNEDY

The world has been busy making New Year resolutions now that 1962
has arrived. Feature writers have poured out reems of material dealing
with resolutions for someone else to make.

All I want to do this week to
welcome the New Year is make a
wish.

Trev Collier, director of cultural
affairs, told Council last week that
the university has been asked to
participate in the formation of a
inter-university workshop. At pre¬
sent the project is only in the plan¬
ning stage, but it is hoped that
eventually it will include all the
universities in the Border Cities
area.

The purpose of the workshop
will be to discuss common student
problems, to have an interchange
of student talent (particularly in
the musical field), to carry out
exchange dances and weekends,
and in general to promote a better
understanding between the vari¬
ous universities.

Last week a discussion for the
workshop was held in our Univer¬
sity Centre. Kathy Howsley and
Trev Collier represented Assump¬
tion at this meeting.

* * *

The Council was also informed
that the ill-fated Choral and Music
Society failed to submit their budget
as they had been asked. The request
had been made as a result of the
confusion created last fall when it
was revealed that student funds
were being used by these organiza¬
tions to help sponsor Dr. Glinski’s
Musical Evenings.

Since the Society failed to produce
their proposed budget it was de¬
cided that their present budget
would be cancelled. If the Society

needs funds in the future it will
have to come before the Council
and ask for them.

This action should not hamper
the operation of the Society for
they may still receive funds. The
only difference is that now when
they wish to spend money they
will have to present separate re¬
quests to the Council.

Paul Mitchell, director of inter
university affairs, notified the Coun¬
cil that there were several confer¬
ences in the offering. There is to be
a conference on Commonwealth Af¬
fairs at the University of Manitoba
in Winnipeg to which at least one
and possibly two students will be
sent. Five students may attend a
seminar at Guelph on “The Scien¬
tist’s Responsibility to Society”
while one delegate will be attending
a conference on education in Mon¬
treal.

Players To
Appear On
AU Stage

The Stratford Shakespearean
Players will present “Two Pro¬
grams of Shakespearean Comedy”
at Assumption University on
February 12 with matinee and eve¬
ning performances.

This is the first time in three
years that the Company has gone
on tour. But this time the tour is
being devoted entirely to univer¬
sities, eleven in Canada and one in
the United States.

Michael Langham, artistic dir¬
ector of the Festival has devised
two evenings of entertainment.
The first presented in street
clothes will be in the nature of a
“planned rehersal” in which it
will be seen how actors and their
director approach particular
Shakespearean scenes, shaping
them toward a finished produc¬
tion. The second, in costume will
consist of excerpts from four of
the better-known comedies, “A
Midsummer Night’s Dream,”
“Much Ado About Nothing,”
“Twelfth Night” and “The Mer¬
chant of Venice.”

Ten players will be involved. All
of them — Eric Christmas, Leo
Ciceri, Peter Donat, Pat Galloway,
Bruno Gerussi, Amelia Hall,
Michael Learned, William Needles,
Douglas Rain and Kate Reid —
have been prominent in past pro¬
duction.

The idea for the university tour
was born some two years ago when
a group of university heads ap¬
proached Mr. Langham with the
proposal that the Stratford Festival
could contribute to the study of
English, and Shakespeare in parti¬
cular. Out of these discussions the
r»lan of the tour evolved. The uni¬
versities themselves undertook to
underwrite half the expenses of the
project while the Canada Council
generously volunteered to assume
the balance of the costs.

COTC Plans
Mess Dinner

The Assumption University De¬
tachment of the Canadian Officers
Training Corps will hold its first
Mess Dinner on Saturday, February
24 at the Windsor Armouries. The
honoured guests will be Brigadier
K. H. McKibbon, C.D., Commander
of The Western Ontario Area, and
Very Rev. E. C. LeBel, C.S.B.,
President of Assumption University.

Also in attendance will be the
Commanding Officers of the Wind¬
sor Garrison militia units, Rev. J.
A. Malone, C.S.B., Dean of Men,
and others.

The detachment commander is
Major P. A. Deneau, an Assump¬
tion University alumnus.

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Introducing
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room? Need a date? This is for
you!!!

A new service will be intro¬
duced in The Lance commencing
with the next issue. Classified ads
will be published for student bene¬
fit only at 10c per column line.

All ads must be submitted by
Monday at 9 a.m. for publication
on Friday. Ads received after the
deadline will NOT be accepted.

The following are some witty
samples from the witty Univer¬
sity of Toronto Varsity.

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I wish that there was some con¬
sistency in the matter of class
attendance around Assumption
University.

You’ve undoubtedly noticed it.
There is the Oxford-type teacher
who believes that his job is to lec¬
ture and whether students come or
not doesn’t matter. All are equally
responsible for the work covered.

Then there is the type (I don’t
know what to call them) who say
they are the “Oxford-type,” that
they don’t demand attendance at
lectures, but who strangely enough
take attendance carefully at every
lecture.

And lastly, of course, there is the
“high-school-type” teachers who
don’t feel students should ever miss
lectures under any circumstances
and take off marks for absences.

One school I know gives three
absences per semester to each
student. Yes, they can even be
saved until before a vacation. Any
number of absences over three
are reported and the student must
give an accounting to the Dean.

Before and after holiday week¬
ends, however, absences cost the
student three cuts, instead of the
normal one.

The nice thing about this whole
set-up is not that it is perfect, but
that all the students know what is
the standard procedure all the wa;
through.

Consistency is always nice. I wis’

I wish, I wish ....

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SATURDAY — McMaster-Lancer bas¬
ketball game at 8:15 p.m. to be fol¬
lowed by Dance in the University
Centre.

SUNDAY — Christian Culture Series at
8:20 p.m. Dr. Thomas Langman, spea¬
ker.

THURSDAY — “Symposium of Com¬
munications,” sponsored by the Psy¬
chology Club.

FRIDAY — Election of Model Parlia¬
ment to climax three days of campaign¬
ing.

FRIDAY Women’s Activities Council,
February Prom, roundabout, $2.00 per
couple, dancing 9-12 p.m. to Jerry
McCann’s orchestra in the University
Centre ballroom. Get your date now!

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Page Four

“THE LANCE”

February 2, 1962

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sports highlights

by trev

McMaster Marauders looked bet¬
ter than Western ever did in the
game Friday night. The Macs dom¬
inated the backboards in the first
half and showed the Lancers some
mighty fancy shooting from out¬
side. In fact the Marauders packed
three men in so tight under the
boards that ace rebounders Bob
Moore and Bernie Friesmuth found
it almost impossible to squeeze in
there. Despite the fact that Mc¬
Master only had two men outside
the key most of the time the
Lancers didn’t try many long shots.
A notable exception was Bernie
Friesmuth, whose first four perfect
jump shots were compared by a
Hamilton sportswriter to “feathers
dropping through a hoop.”

Barry Ager was a tower of
strength as he pumped in 10 field
goals and three foul shots to lead
both sides in the scoring column

.Assumption clicked on a

surprising 55.5 per cent of their at¬
tempts from the floor — they didn’t
look that good.

The be;t things that Toronto
had going for them on Saturday
night was the officiating which
ranged from lousy to laughable,
and a gym which in some ways
resembles a king-sized rat trap,
(complete with rats).

Peter “Pan” Potter who has
played in the confines of Hart
House longer than most pros last,
(nine years to be exact), has, with¬
out doubt the best two-handed set
shot in the league. Somebody
should tell him that the game just
isn’t plaved that way any more.

Coach John Metras of U.W.O.
took only nine players with him on
the Queen’s-McGill trip. Two of
his best players, Whit Tucker and
Leo Innocente, were left in London
suffering from undisclosed ailments.
If they are not in the lineup by the
time Western meets U of T another
upset is almost bound to take place.

Six Straight
For Quintet

Assumption’s women’s intercol¬
legiate basketball team continued its
winning ways last week with a
27-20 exhibition victory over Pat¬
terson High School of Windsor.

Carolyn Wilkinson and Barb
Macedonski paced the Assumption
squad to its ninth consecutive vic¬
tory with 11 and nine points res¬
pectively. Pat Harrison copped top
scoring honours for Patterson with
14 of her teams 20 points.

Assumption led 10-4 at the end of
the first quarter and held a six
point advantage at the half, leading
14-8. Patterson managed to pull
to within two points of Assumption
late in the fourth quarter but two
quick baskets by Barb Macedonski
put the game out of reach.

The victory marked the sixth ex¬
hibition vitory for the Assumption
quintet.

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Gals Defeat Male Squad

The Nameless Wonders, the?+
men’s answer to the Blue Bombers,
fell victim last week to the women’s
intercollegiate volleyball squad after
previously posting five consecutive
victories over this same team.

The Wonders managed to stretch
their winning streak to five games
before falling to the Blue Bombers
in the last of three contests held
last Monday night.

Jim Barry, Don Kasta, Pete Mor¬
an, and Bowes Dempsey figured in
the scoring in the first game as the
Wonders whipped the Bombers 14
7. Jim and Don shared scoring hon¬
ours with four points apiece. Bowes
and Pete followed with three points
each.

The second game was much the
same story with the Wonders
swamping the girls 18-7. Don Kasta
was scoring leader again with seven
points. Jim Barry and Phil Fitz¬
patrick contributed five points
apiece in the Nameless victory.

The Blue Bombers turned the
tables on the Nameless squad in
the third contest, emerging on top
in the 21-10 rout. Barb Macedonski
and Eleanor Duda paced the
Bomber squad with eight points
apiece. Phil Fitzpatrick was high
scorer for the Wonders with five
points. The defeat was the first for
the Wonders this season.

In over all point totals the
Bombers emerged on top 55-42, due
mainly to the 20 point handicap

given them by the Nameless Won
ders.

Another challenge has been is
sued and accepted. Monday, Febru
ary 5 is the date set for the third
encounter. Game time is 8:00 p.m.

Referee in last week’s contest
was Mrs. Sis Thomson, women’s
assistant athletic director. Cheer¬
leaders for the Nameless Wonders
were John Volpe and Dick Hall.

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Visiting 10 Countries
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penses).

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Apply now to:

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History Dept.

THE UNIVERSITY STORE
ANNOUNCES THE OPENING
OF A NEW

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(Shirt Laundry and Dry Cleaning)
Special Student Rates
In by 9:00 a.m. — Out by 5:00 p.m.

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STUDENT INTERVIEWS

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at times arranged by the University Placement Officer.

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